alcohol-induced acrobatics, take mcxvii
Her: Dear god, what did you do to me last night? I have bruises all over my body.
Him: Not sure but they are proooooobably from when you decided to do a pirouette on the rooftop last night.
Her: Oh, right. The heel of my stiletto got caught between the wood panels and I bit it. Hard.
Him: ..And then the DJ played Tiny Dancer.
Her: Typical night.
Dec 13th